MEMO

To: Billy Joel

Re: Captain Jack


I have questions.

1. Who is Captain Jack?

2. Why is he getting me high tonight?

3. Did I consent?

4. WTF is my special island?

5. Where is this island?

6. Can I get there via public transportation?

7. Is the island a metaphor?

8. FOR WHAT?

9. Is this a “you should smile more” negging kind of a thing?

10. Seriously, WHAT SPECIAL ISLAND.


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