To: Billy Joel
Re: Captain Jack
I have questions.
1. Who is Captain Jack?
2. Why is he getting me high tonight?
3. Did I consent?
4. WTF is my special island?
5. Where is this island?
6. Can I get there via public transportation?
7. Is the island a metaphor?
8. FOR WHAT?
9. Is this a “you should smile more” negging kind of a thing?
10. Seriously, WHAT SPECIAL ISLAND.
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