United States, Ranked by Shape

Ohio has the most pleasing shape, but Florida is a dick.

Kansas ranks slightly above Colorado, because Kansas has a wonky corner and Colorado is just a rectangle.

Alabama has actual balls.

Minnesota IS A DALEK.

Michigan WTF.

West Virginia also WTF

Louisiana looks like that BECAUSE IT IS MADE OUT OF SWAMPS WTF

New York is so perfectly shaped that it is disqualified for ruining the curve.

California is bent. Like a peen.

New Jersey is a literal bowel.

Massachusetts: wtf is up with Cape Cod?

Maine: I appreciate the way you have bullied Canada and taken up lots of space that clearly belongs to her.

Vermont and New Hampshire, you aren't fooling anyone. You are the same state, upside down and backward.

Wyoming may be even more rectangular than Colorado.